[TFB:002]: I'm not antisocial, it's just that...

People make me want to stab myself in the eye, and put a dagger through my ear, ripping out an eardrum. This feeling magnifies itself tenfold when I am waiting for - or in some cases, riding - a bus. I take buses throughout Pittsburgh daily to get around, but when I get on these buses, I have to make sure I have headphones so that I can ignore these people.

Case(s) in point:

Saturday, Early Afternoon: I walk up the hill to take the bus from where I live into town. There is this one guy at the bus stop. Normal looking, had a backpack full of god-knows-what, bald with a full beard. The dude has fucked up eyes as well.

I go to light a cigarette and this guy asks me what time the bus comes. Okay, simple enough question, so I tell him, "The bus comes in about twenty minutes." He thanks me, and seemingly, he goes back to looking for the bus.

Now, here's what made me absolutely CRINGE. The guy asks me where I can score some hoagies. I tell him that there's a Sub shop down the street, and maybe they have them at this local pizza shop. The guy sits there and talks about what kind of sandwich he wants, what I like, and then, this is where he put his foot in his mouth.

"I like to eat 11 subs, a day. Not just six-inch pieces of shit, but the footlongs."

Holy shit.
(btw, I love chicken bacon and ranch subs from subway)

He just did not say he eats 11 subs a day. I'm going to fucking hurl. How can you eat that many sandwiches a day? I think the most peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I had in a day was like...3. But 11 SUBMARINE FOOTLONG SANDWICHES. You fat fuck. When he stopped talking, I ran a block to the nearest bus stop.

Fucking freak show.

Saturday Evening: Like an asshole, I get back on another bus. Same one, this time going to this club I frequent called Ceremony in downtown Pittsburgh. Normal looking bus, doesn't smell, seats are nice and comfortable. Frost is very happy...until... 10 minutes later, here comes this girl on the bus. She has to be in her 20s by the way she looked. But... You can't stay focused on her face. Why?

What. The. Fuck?

That picture is just about accurate. This girl's ass, and hips were disgustingly HUGE. It must have stretched from one side of bus seats to the other. Honestly, she must have set a record for too much ass. If she were to play hockey, the refs would call too many men when she's the only person on there. Or the ice would crack.

There IS such thing as too much ass.

Now, don't get me wrong. I do not hate fat people. I just hate everyone equally. But when you're excessively proud of your disgustingness, that's where shit hits the fan. Makes me want to lose weight because I'm definately not proud of my chubbiness. I'm not fat. I'm not skinny. I'm leaning towards fat, I want to find a happy medium. But at least I can be content in knowing that I'm still attractive.

[TFB:001] - Welcome to the Frost Blog!

It's a wonderful time of the year. Leaves are changing, temperatures are falling...

And 10 guys are trying to put a piece of vulcanized rubber in a net behind two other guys, smashing into each other and fighting to do it.

It's Hockey Season once again! When you read this blog, you'll come to realize very quickly that I'm one of those crazy fans that no one wants to sit around. But at least you'll know that I know what I'm talking about. My team of choice?

The Pittsburgh Penguins.

This team's resurgence has just been remarkable. I can remember back in the day (2004-05) when we only managed 18 wins or so, but now, this team is going places and melting faces. Sid Crosby, Geno Malkin, Staal, Fleury, all them guys are getting better by the day and pretty soon they will be unstoppable if they aren't now. Add Satan and Fedotenko to the top two lines, and, my god, this team is just great. Stanley cup contender? Absolutely.

But enough about them...

Hey Everyone. My name is Frost, I run a radio station called the Crematory where I can be heard Tuesday through Friday at 8 to 11 PM eastern time. Check us out at crematory.hopto.org.

I have other hobbies besides Sports and DJing, but no one cares about that.

Hopefully you guys will enjoy the content that I put up on here. It's fun to try to find something to write about and lace it with a few "fucks", "shits", and "cunts" for you to enjoy.

If you don't wanna read, then get the podcast from the odiogo thingy at the top of every post and that will keep you updated on what happens here. It also reads the post for you.

Hopefully I can be the source of your controversy until I decide to quit.