[tFB:004] Beat that ass!

Got a couple of sweet ass hockey fights (and one horrible one) for you to see from the past week.

:: The FAILfight: Alexander Semin from the Washington Capitals fights like a fucking 5 year old who wears a helmet and kneepads and needs flotation devices to eat soup. Way to misplace your balls. Now you know what happens when you fuck with a Staal.

:: Fedotenko vs. Armstrong: Now this is the fight that fucked up Ruslan Fedotenko's hand. But it touched Colby Armstrong's Dignity in all the wrong places.

:: Crosby Fight II: "Fuck this shit.": Sidney Crosby fights! No one cares who he fought. He always drops the gloves when I'm tossing back a second Yuengling in a bar. Way to go, Sid.

[tFB|09:03] Yeah, well I'm offended by your existance.

The more i listen to talk radio, the more i believe that this great country has lost its sense of humor.

Let me explain. Limping back home after work, I always throw on my radio because I don't have an iPod (Yet). A local personality on a popular radio station, both of which will remain nameless, were talking about Michelle Obama's ass. They played "Baby got Back" after they talked about it. Of course, they're talking tongue-in-cheek about her butt and neither the station or the personality are taking it seriously...

...until the callers started to pick up their phones and keep their heads INSIDE their asses.

One person, I think she was some talk show host elsewhere, said about the personality that he was "tasteless" and "low-brow" and "should only be allowed to be on the radio long enough to apologize and then banned from the radio forever!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneonetwo".

Another caller said about the station and the personality "We should change talk radio because of people like you."

Look, fuckers. What would this nation be without talk radio, disagreements and personalities that like to stir the pot?

If you want a show that agrees with you all the time, has no humor whatsoever and is just plain dull, for-fucking-get it. You're never going to get it, and if you do, it'll last a day.

America, learn how to take a joke. This shit about everything being so "offensive" when someone else makes a joke is getting old. Let's face it, the economy is going down the shitter, we're in a never-ending war and our next president has to clean up the shit that Bush turned America into when it came to both of those factors. Sometimes we need a joke, a song, a sport, a game, hell, even a reality show to escape from reality.

We don't need you who keeps bringing down everyone else's fun because you're "offended" by what someone else said in a joke. It's the first amendment people:




Nobody. Fucking. Cares.

[tFB|09:02] Richy Bitches.

Dunkin' Fail of the day.

Disclaimer: Dunkin' Donuts is responsible for the random fucking up of orders, and customers are responsible for not ordering right. This blogger holds no responsibility for himself or anything that has to do with the shortcomings of the Dunkin' brand.

At Dunkin' Donuts, we strive for guest first fanaticism. It's what we do, whether we like it or not.

One thing that bugs me to no end is when rich mother fuckers go to fast food restaraunts and complain about prices.

In the drive thru, this lady, who seems as if she wipes her ass with one dollar bills and gives her thirsty dog perrier, comes thru in an audi with a gucci purse.



She orders a coffee and apparently had a dispute about a price. She's bitching at our drive thru girl forcing her to get the manager.

So I'm thinking, hey it must be a refund, we're all new, every cashier has either hit the coffee button twice or rung up a donut instead.

No no.

The guest sits there and whines about how she didn't want to pay the extra 10 cents because she ordered a large and wanted it at a medium price.

TEN CENTS.

You're wasting our time, our resources, and our coffee just because you don't want to charge the extra dime on your swiss bank account's debit card? Please, bitch. Everyone can afford ten cents. You can probably fill an olympic sized pool with dimes. Maybe five or ten. Fuck, if I can upgrade anything for 10 cents, I'd be happy.

Don't ever come to our Dunkin Donuts again. Or better yet, don't even bother going to any fast food restaraunt because you seem like one of those bitches who wouldn't pay because someone put an extra pickle on your cheeseburger.

I got a pickle you can suck on.

Congratulations, you've proven over and over again that the upper tax bracket is full of douchebags, and FAIL.

[tFB|09:01] Good to be back.

As anyone can plainly tell you, I am a huge penguins fan. Though I am relatively new to the game, I've been watching them even before Sidney Crosby was drafted. Yes, this was when the Pens were going through the dark period of not being in the playoffs for six years, and then that horrific lockout in 04-05.

Since then, I've seen the best of times, and the worst of times when it comes to Pittsburgh hockey.

And right now, boy, it's the worst of times.

Boy, anyone can tell you that if you don't score on 32 power plays after you relished the man advantage last year then something's horribly wrong. The Pens are riding a five-game losing streak and find themselves out of the playoffs.

But FEAR NOT!

I do believe that this epic slump has to end one day. Let's hope that the slump ends very soon so I can watch the penguins rise through the standings again, and if recent history has taught us anything, we should be ready for an offensive blowout because it always happens this time of the year. If we can beat up on the Thrashers and build on that win, and do what Jordan Staal is asking for, play as a team, The penguins will be back and ready for a playoff run.

I don't want to look up, see that March is here and see that my plans don't include watching the NHL Playoffs. Snap out of it and do it now, guys.

GO PENS.